function oblique() {	
os = new Array( 
"A line has two sides",
"A very small object -Its centre",
"Abandon desire",
"Abandon normal instructions",
"Accept advice",
"Adding on",
"Always give yourself credit for having more than personality",
"Always the first steps",
"Ask people to work against their better judgement",
"Ask your body",
"Balance the consistency principle with the inconsistency principle",
"Be dirty",
"Be extravagant",
"Be less critical",
"[blank white card]",
"Breathe more deeply",
"Bridges -build -burn",
"Cascades",
"Change ambiguities to specifics",
"Change instrument roles",
"Change nothing and continue consistently",
"Change specifics to ambiguities",
"Children -speaking -singing",
"Cluster analysis",
"Consider different fading systems",
"Consider transitions",
"Consult other sources -promising -unpromising",
"Convert a melodic element into a rhythmic element",
"Courage!",
"Cut a vital connection",
"Decorate, decorate",
"Destroy nothing; Destroy the most important thing",
"Discard an axiom",
"Disciplined self-indulgence",
"Discover your formulas and abandon them",
"Display your talent",
"Distort time",
"Do nothing for as long as possible",
"Do something boring",
"Do something sudden, destructive and unpredictable",
"Do the last thing first",
"Do the washing up",
"Do the words need changing?",
"Do we need holes?",
"Don't avoid what is easy",
"Don't break the silence",
"Don't stress one thing more than another",
"Emphasize differences",
"Emphasize repetitions",
"Emphasize the flaws",
"Faced with a choice, do both",
"Feed the recording back out of the medium",
"Feedback recordings into an acoustic situation",
"Fill every beat with something",
"Find a safe part and use it as an anchor",
"From nothing to more than nothing",
"Get your neck massaged",
"Ghost echoes",
"Give the game away",
"Give way to your worst impulse",
"Go outside. Shut the door.",
"Go slowly all the way round the outside",
"Go to an extreme, come part way back",
"How would someone else do it?",
"How would you have done it?",
"Idiot glee (?)",
"Imagine the piece as a set of disconnected events",
"In total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly",
"Infinitesimal gradations",
"Intentions -credibility of -nobility of -humility of",
"Into the impossible",
"Is it finished?",
"Is something missing?",
"Is the intonation correct?",
"Is the style right?",
"It is quite possible (after all)",
"It is simply a matter of work",
"Just carry on",
"Left channel, right channel, centre channel",
"Listen to the quiet voice",
"Look at a very small object, look at its centre",
"Look at the order in which you do things",
"Lost in useless territory",
"Lowest common denominator",
"Magnify the most difficult details",
"Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame",
"Make it more sensual",
"Make what's perfect more human",
"Mechanicalize something idiosyncratic",
"Move towards the unimportant",
"Mute and continue",
"Not building a wall; making a brick",
"Once the search has begun, something will be found",
"Only a part, not the whole",
"Only one element of each kind",
"Openly resist change",
"(Organic) machinery",
"[Pae White's non-blank graphic metacard]",
"Put in earplugs",
"Question the heroic",
"Remember quiet evenings",
"Remove a restriction",
"Repetition is a form of change",
"Retrace your steps",
"Revaluation (a warm feeling)",
"Reverse",
"Short circuit",
"Simple subtraction",
"Slow preparation, fast execution",
"Spectrum analysis",
"State the problem as clearly as possible",
"Take a break",
"Take away the important parts",
"Tape your mouth",
"The inconsistency principle",
"The most easily forgotten thing is the most important",
"The tape is now the music",
"Think - inside the work -outside the work",
"Think of the radio",
"Tidy up",
"Trust in the you of now",
"Try faking it (from Stewart Brand)",
"Turn it upside down",
"Twist the spine",
"Use an old idea",
"Use an unacceptable color",
"Use cliches",
"Use fewer notes",
"Use filters",
"Use something nearby as a model",
"Use 'unqualified' people",
"Use your own ideas",
"Voice your suspicions",
"Water",
"What are the sections sections of? Imagine a caterpillar moving",
"What are you really thinking about just now?",
"What context would look right?",
"What is the reality of the situation?",
"What is the simplest solution?",
"What mistakes did you make last time?",
"What to increase? What to reduce? What to maintain?",
"What would your closest friend do?",
"What wouldn't you do?",
"When is it for?",
"Where is the edge?",
"Which parts can be grouped?",
"Work at a different speed",
"Would anyone want it?",
"You are an engineer",
"You can only make one dot at a time",
"Your mistake was a hidden intention",

"Put it where it will be found",
"Pay attention to distractions",
"(Picture of man spotlighted)",
"Remove the middle, extend the edges",
"Call your mother and ask her what to do",

"Steal a solution",
"Describe the landscape in which this belongs",
"Instead of changing the thing, change the world around it",
"What would make this really successful?",
"How would you explain this to your parents?",
"What were the branch points in the evolution of this entity",
"Back up a few steps. What else could you have done?",
"First work alone, then work in unusual pairs",

"All your base are belong to us",

"A shadow is cast upon the wall.",
"A sketch is good enough for now.",
"Add a catalyst.",
"Adopt an arbitrary conformity.",
"Ending is beginning.",
"Ask google.",
"Be imagistic.",
"Be more self-reflexive.",
"Betray your instincts.",
"Beyond a level of complexity, spontaneous assembly occurs. [De Landa]",
"Choose a colour you dislike.",
"Close your eyes.",
"Cook yourself a meal.",
"Copy your last action.",
"Delegate the most important process.",
"Delete your favourite thing.",
"Do what is easy.",
"Do what is necessary.",
"Drop a beat.",
"Even out the tone.",
"Find a good person to kick your ass.",
"Find a new context.",
"Find an unlikely collaborator.",
"Follow that whim.",
"Get some fresh air.",
"Hug someone.",
"Increase cohesion.",
"Increase tension.",
"It's not that important.",
"Lie down and breath.",
"Light some incense.",
"Look to the borderlines.",
"Make more concrete.",
"Meet face-to-face.",
"Minimalism / maximalism.",
"More boring.",
"Nothing is something.",
"Obliterate the most recent.",
"Picture your childhood home.",
"Seek the original.",
"Separate the parts.",
"Slice into equal pieces.",
"Slow down.",
"Spark a fire.",
"Spiral like a nautilus shell.",
"Stand on one leg.",
"Stop and drink tea.",
"Take fragmentary notes.",
"Take the tangent to the centre segments. [Alphaville]",
"The snail carries its home.",
"There are no rules.",
"There are places we go when we travel.",
"There is nothing to say.",
"Turn it inside out.",
"Turn it into a ritual.",
"Twice as fast and half as long.",
"We have come to the war zone.",
"What are you doing next Saturday?",
"What haven't you noticed?",
"Where is the outside?",
"Write a computer programme.",
"Write a surprise letter."
);


var oslen = os.length;
var whichOS=Math.round(Math.random()*(oslen-1));
item=os[whichOS];
document.write(item);
}